50 Crazy Questions

50 Crazy Questions

1. What color is your toothbrush? White and Blue. Kind of lame. But I like it. It gets the job done.
2. Name one person who made you smile today. Richard. He makes me smile every moment of the day.
3. What were you doing at 8 am this morning? Sleeping.
4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago? Drinking Coffee and pulling weeds. Not at the same time though.
5. What is your favorite candy bar? I think I am going to go with it being a tie between Hershey dark chocolate bar and an Almond Joy.
6. Have you ever been to a strip club? More times than any gay man should.
7. What is the last thing you said aloud? "I just took the brows to the super bowl"
8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Cherry's Garcia.
9. What was the last thing you had to drink? Coffee
10. Do you like your wallet? Yeah, its super cute but I need a new one.
11. What was the last thing you ate? Celery.
12. Have you bought any new clothing items this week? Duh. Like a totally cute new cardigan. Goodwillin' it.
13. The last sporting event you watched? Watching two bums fight over a piece of steak.
14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? butter and salt
15. Who is the last person you sent a text message to? I dont know where my phone is.
16. Ever go camping? I would rather poke out my eyes with a marshmallow stick.
17. Do you take vitamins daily? I try to but I tend to forget
18. Do you go to church every Sunday? Not really my thing.
19. Do you have a tan? Working on it.
20. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? Nope. If I eat Chinese I am just going to be hungry again in an hour.
21. Do you drink your soda with a straw? Depends on if it's in a cup bottle or can.
22. What did your last text message say? "No"
23. What are you doing tomorrow? Beach, Bloc Party. Native.
24. What are you wearing? Tank top, board shorts.
25. Look to your left, what do you see? A Guitar.
26. What color & make is your watch? I have to many to count.
27. What do you think of when you hear the word Australia? Murder, Death, Kill.
28. What is your birthstone? Garnet
29. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? Never.
30. What is your favorite number? 2
31. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? I think it was...... Richard.
32. Any plans today? Yes and no.
33. How many states/provinces/countries have you lived in? Just Cali.
34. Biggest annoyance right now? Not having a job. And some stuff stuck in a molar.
35. Last song you listened to? Focker by Late of the Pier
36. Can you say the alphabet backwards? Yes, but why would I want to? Is this some sort of weird sobriety test?
37. Do you have a maid service clean your house? Oh for sure, the butler usually just lets her in... are you on crack?
38. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? Black pointy hooker boots. It's why I have so many pairs...
39. Are you jealous of anyone? Yes. It's one of the seven deadly sins. I know. Not a particular person.. more like, a group of people. Okay, you got me. It's the Harlem Globetrotters.
40. Is anyone jealous of you? Of course. LOL (that is sarcasm)
41. Do you love anyone? Everyone.
42. Do any of your friends have children? yes indeed!
43. What do you usually do during the day? Computer stuff.. write stuff.. clean.. eat...think about what I'll eat next...
44. Do you hate anyone that you know right now? Hate is a pretty strong word... I hate rude people, those who are intolerant... unkind people.. but even then.. probably just strongly dislike.
45. Do you use the word 'hello' daily? Not really.
46. What color is your car? The same color as the city bus.
47. Do you like cats? Yes. and dogs.
48. Are you thinking about someone right now? Yup... oh my... ;)
49. Have you ever been to Six Flags? Yeah, tons of times.
50. How did you get your worst scar? Hmmm, surgery.